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Offline rhino

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« on: May 15, 2003, 10:40:52 PM »
Wow, you almost shot the kitty
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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2003, 12:02:39 AM »
I'd have fired...
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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2003, 12:49:16 AM »
Geez,cant beleive you let him live,now he will bring his posse back with him and mess you up.
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2003, 06:50:15 AM »
He was a sapper.  Now the enemy has your troop strength and fortification info.  Better set up some more clamores and a couple more 60's on the perimeter.
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2003, 10:03:09 AM »
that was definitely the scout. look at how small it was.
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2003, 06:44:09 PM »
Who said I let him live????[}:)]

When I saw this on an other site I had to put it up here! Hope ya'll got a chuckle.
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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2003, 06:52:25 PM »
thats a cute lil kitty...
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Rigor Mortis sets in...

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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2003, 06:55:16 PM »
thats a cute lil kitty...
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Rigor Mortis sets in...

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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2003, 08:00:37 PM »
I told you he was a scout... his buddy is waiting to pick us off now.  I think he's got a .338 Lapua too!



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« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2003, 08:27:32 PM »
Oh My Lord toooo funny Harley! Way too funny![}:)]
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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2003, 10:46:13 AM »
WOW!!! JOHN!!! That one is great!!!

On another note, my dad always considered cats to be "moving targets".
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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2003, 03:53:50 PM »
I think I spotted an SAS sniper using that same "sandbag" rest he's got under his arm...err paw.

Given the size of that kitty in reference to the AI .338, and the fact that he appears to have opposable paws, I think it's time I barricaded myself in the house:
Monster Anthropomorphic Kittens have arrived.
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« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2003, 06:09:20 PM »
cats are to quick for moving targets, and harmless.Now a dog,I'd unload the whole clip!
But then again dogs are to stupid to handle a gun.
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« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2003, 06:19:42 PM »
I dont know that one cat dont look to harmless

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« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2003, 07:39:01 PM »
I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.
I RAN TO THE CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC,
SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.
I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL TO THE BACK DOOR.
I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT.
I OPENED THE DOOR AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.
I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE WHERE I HEARD HIM STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.
I TURNED THE CORNER AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE
I YELLED HANDS UP!!! AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME

This is him !!!













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\"The Harder you train the harder your enemy must train...all comes down to who gives up first!   Mike \"Colonel\" Potter