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Re: You know your addicted to airsoft when.......
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2008, 09:32:01 PM »
O GOD!!! I do all this stuff!!

When you will pay 80$ for a tac vest, but refuse to spend more then 20$ on new clothes.
When you can tell the difference between a real rifle and an airsoft in less then 10 seconds.
When you can spot all the Classic Army trades on the guns in "Snakes on a Plane"
Your Cell phone has APD on speed dial
You have spent more on accessories then the gun
You have bought anything from Piper's Precision Products
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Re: You know your addicted to airsoft when.......
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2008, 01:06:36 AM »
When your sitting in the movie theater and nudge your girlfriend and say, hey thats a Airsoft pistol, yeah see the brass barrel :)
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Re: You know your addicted to airsoft when.......
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2008, 07:50:30 AM »
When you use old airsoft parts as other things: paper weight, door handle spring, self defense rod, annoying noise makers
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Re: You know your addicted to airsoft when.......
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2008, 03:37:31 PM »
When you have gone through 6 vaccuums due to bb clogging
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Re: You know your addicted to airsoft when.......
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2008, 05:24:17 PM »
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When you have two crappy pistols in the car just to shoot the person next to you. (long story)

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Re: You know your addicted to airsoft when.......
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2008, 08:20:27 PM »
When you hear people talking about spring pistols and how they hurt and all you can think the whole time is "those n00bs".
When you get some money and the first thing that comes to mind is what kind of upgrade you want to buy.
When you have dreams dealing with airsoft wars in old factorys.
When you can field strip your gun with youre eyes closed.
When you get youre girlfriend to buy you an MP7 for youre birthday.
When you use youre best friends little sister as a walking flag.
When you youtube airsoft grenade atlest once a week because you like seeing 500 bbs explode.
When the background on youre phone is youre main rifle.
When you daydream about gun combos that you could never afford.
When you see a SAW Para and youre jaw drops.
When you stare at that picture of a .50 cal sniper rifle for minutes on end.
When you catch youreself checking youre Airsoft Arizona account more than you check youre myspace.
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Re: You know your addicted to airsoft when.......
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2008, 10:04:31 PM »
When everybody says you're too addicted to airsoft and you claim "its just an expensive sport"

You go to a friend's house just to talk about airsoft
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Re: You know your addicted to airsoft when.......
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2008, 12:04:58 AM »
when you think about moding your vacuum cleaner into an airsoft gun
when you have more guns than friends to play with
when you shed 9 yards of fabric to make a ghillie suit
you consider pawning everything you have thats not airsoft related
you show up first to every game
you read a teams code of conduct like you're considering getting a job there
your girlfriend is jealous that you spend more time with ''that stupid gun''
when you suddenly wish firecrackers were legal so you could make grenades
when you have actual airsoft grenades
youre convinced using bottle caps as gears you can make your own gearbox
youre convinced you can make your own gearbox
you buy every gun in the game counter strike including skins
your pants still have spikes in them from your last game
youre still wearing your pants from your last game
instead of game you say op
you know how to pronounce Tokyo Marui
everyone is waiting for you because you can't decide which gun to use [smilie=armata_pdt_03.gif]
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Re: You know your addicted to airsoft when.......
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2008, 09:45:58 AM »
you have more guns in your car than the Russian mofia.

you use a car seat to protect you pistols and other CQB weapons.

you wish you could turn your real guns into airsoft guns.

your idea of a side arm is a fully automatic Mac 11

bird become extinct on your street

your backyard becomes your very own shooting range.

all you do in computer class is make posts. (im doing this right now!!!!!)

Right after you get a new gun, you shoot you dog, just to see its effectivness.

thats all i got for now...
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Re: You know your addicted to airsoft when.......
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2008, 11:40:08 AM »
You guys have a lot of weird ideas about airsoft...

I'm know I'm addicted when I frequently think of airsoft applications whenever I buy something. For example, a backpack, would it be practical for casual use as well as field use? Or shoes, can they stand up to the rigors of the outdoors, yet be functional in a work setting? I also wish that every fabric had some kind of moisture wicking capability, like my work clothes (which consist of a polo and a pair of khakis).
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Re: You know your addicted to airsoft when.......
« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2008, 05:30:55 PM »
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You guys have a lot of weird ideas about airsoft...

I'm know I'm addicted when I frequently think of airsoft applications whenever I buy something. For example, a backpack, would it be practical for casual use as well as field use? Or shoes, can they stand up to the rigors of the outdoors, yet be functional in a work setting? I also wish that every fabric had some kind of moisture wicking capability, like my work clothes (which consist of a polo and a pair of khakis).
do you work at sports authority?that sounds like my old uniform
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Re: You know your addicted to airsoft when.......
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2008, 05:32:18 PM »
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you have more guns in your car than the Russian mofia.

you use a car seat to protect you pistols and other CQB weapons.

you wish you could turn your real guns into airsoft guns.

your idea of a side arm is a fully automatic Mac 11

bird become extinct on your street

your backyard becomes your very own shooting range.

all you do in computer class is make posts. (im doing this right now!!!!!)

Right after you get a new gun, you shoot you dog, just to see its effectivness.

thats funny but cmon what did mans best friend ever do to you :-s
thats all i got for now...
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Re: You know your addicted to airsoft when.......
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2008, 05:48:12 PM »
Ha well let me see, it pissed in my room a few times, it ate my retainer, it smells up my room everytime it walks in, one time it stole a sandwich off my plate and it bikes me, which i can understand why but still ha thats what it has done. haha, but i dont shoot it, just have thought about it, my mom would kill me if i shot the dog, no more gun for me. haha
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Re: You know your addicted to airsoft when.......
« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2008, 07:19:31 AM »
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You guys have a lot of weird ideas about airsoft...

I'm know I'm addicted when I frequently think of airsoft applications whenever I buy something. For example, a backpack, would it be practical for casual use as well as field use? Or shoes, can they stand up to the rigors of the outdoors, yet be functional in a work setting? I also wish that every fabric had some kind of moisture wicking capability, like my work clothes (which consist of a polo and a pair of khakis).
do you work at sports authority?that sounds like my old uniform

No, but I probably could pass for one if I walked into one with a black polo.
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Re: You know your addicted to airsoft when.......
« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2008, 09:36:31 AM »
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one time it stole a sandwich off my plate and it bikes me

Your dog bikes you? I thought I have heard it all.......
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