I wrote this a few years ago but it was titled What one has learned from Playing Airsoft so its a little different !!!
1. Everyone one is looking to gain another 5fps to reach that 400fps mark. That is of course if they are a noob, or a dork that has nothing better to do.
2. Friendly Fire is not Friendly!!!
3. Tracers work both ways!!!
4. One must have 1 x Tan and 1 x Green pair of BDU's in order to play for a different side. However, if they show up in BDU's and sneakers, they we be shot on sight by the Airsoft fashion police. This is because its a big NO NO!!!
5. One knows what the 400fps stare is, and has it themselves!!!
6. One can pick a fellow airsoft Player out of a crowed because, they have a tan AEX hat or what is called the 400fps stare!!!
7. When buying a House, Car, or Engagement ring ECT. You ask yourself what is it worth in Marui AK's!!!
8. A Gear whore is someone who you respect. However, realize that you can still kick their @$$. Because, they have spent more money than you on Gear rather than your $6000+ in Guns.
9. To this day there is a search for Ultimate Airsoft grenade.
10. You use the word TACTICAL at least six times a day.
11. You have used up half of your 401K this past year in buying some more Airsoft equipment, and your wife is currently plotting to kill you. Or this has, or is happening to a fellow airsofter out there.
12. An Airsofter can only remember a person by their nickname or callsine, and rarely anything else.
13. Being called a "NOOB" is worse than being called an @$$ h-le!!!
14. Muilticam is commonly called Airsofterflage.
15. A SAW in Airsofter language is called a PIG.
17. You understand or know the person called "Doc Underpants."
18. One can only dress up like a dead John Woo Ranger on Halloween.
19. .25 EXCEL BB'S are the BB'S of choice.
20. MRE's are the only acceptable form of food at an Airsoft event.
22. Marui, Classic Army, and ICS.... are the Coke, Pepsi, and RC Cola of Airsoft.
23. Springer may refer to an Airsoft Gun that is single shot. However, this word has many meanings. It is most commonly used as a cuss word. This word is only acceptable to use when referring to a high class sniper rifle.
25. Black electrical tape is commonly called "Tactical Tape."
26. Depending on the Primary gun used one dresses the part or has a matching outfit.
27. The LC video's are considered uninteresting yet are watched at least
Five times a year.
28. Chairsofting is the number one most annoying illness among Airsofters aside from welts.
29. If one knows the general area of an Airsofters house, it can be precisely located by following a BB trail.
30. Someone got an Airsoft gun for their wife, and considered it a good trade.
31. Airsofters who own's a home take's out equity so they can buy a new CA M249.
32. An Airsofter has paid more in two visits to an Airsoft store, than they did for their wife’s wedding ring.
33. An Airsofter that has a social problem is one that has more spare gearboxes than they do guns.
34. Krylon is an Airsofters friend.
35. The metric system was not important to the Average American, till they became an Airsofter.
36. "Born to Soft" is written on some special Airsofters helmet.
37. An Airsoft Ranger never dies!!!
38. Being an Airsofter attracts allot of new friends, as well as flying plastic.
39. Being a Gear Whore has its advantages of running faster, and out flanking the enemy. But hell they better be running faster. Because the Custom gun Whore is comming, and Hell is Comming With Him!!!!!
40. Airsofters are strong individuals. They can set fire to a hundred dollar bill and never even cry!!!
41. There is an "I" in Airsoft. However, you will have no eyes if you dont wair the properly rated glasses.
42. A Gunwhore is just plain obsessive where a Gearwhore is just misunderstood.
43. At an airsoft game everyone brings atleast over $1000 worth in guns and gear. But forgets to bring a six dollar cleaning rod.
44. An Airsofter can fix almost anything with a dremal tool, one screw driver, Black Tactical tape, and super glue. (Makes MacGyver nervous)!!!
45. Never mess with a Gearwhore they will out maneuver you, and are anal in their personalities. Never mess with a Gunwhore they will out range you, with their $1500 gun, and will then nag you with a...."Did you see that bro; I nailed you from over 300 feet." For the rest of the day they will brag about shooting you. They will brag about their gun that is all metal, heavy as hell, and is now making their arms rather larger in size. Just shoot the Noob full auto he is easy to spot in his sneakers, lack of Camo or Airsofterflage, bright colored baseball cap, and childish personality.
46. Tanto Kobe is the hattori hanzo of Airsoft
