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Offline azsarge

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« on: February 08, 2004, 07:50:23 PM »
"hopefully, from now on many militants and terrorists will use their AK-47s to listen to music and audio books"

All I gotta say is WTF?

Sounds like this is the modern day Brit version of hippies placing flowers in gun barrels at anti-war demos.

I can see it now...a guerilla goes to change a mag, and gets killed because the only ammo coming out of the fresh magazine was Celine Dion singing "My Heart Will Go On".

I think the "inventor" of this piece of crap deserves a beat down.
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2004, 08:22:00 PM »
lol so how do you REALLY feel?
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2004, 08:49:54 PM »
Thats great spend a 1000 on a 3 ft long mp3 player. I bet all the terrorist can afford that. Besides, why would terrorist and militant groups spend that much when they can just use their AKs and steal it.
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2004, 09:37:25 PM »
so when they are dug into a hole they can clear out the sounds of our troops pounding their emplacements....  nothing like stairway to heaven before the express elevator to hell
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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2004, 12:09:09 AM »
lol... What's next? maybe we can turn our daisy cutters into a device that disburses seeds for flowers and vegetables!  or maybe we could turn the MOAB into a homeless shelter!  Or maybe we could take the mean gun emplacement off the of abrams and allow them to be used to take kids to school if their bus is shot up!
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2004, 11:27:02 AM »
http://www.audiobooksforfree.com/kalashnikov/Ak-mp3.asp (Might not be worksafe)

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Foxx</i>
<br />Thats great spend a 1000 on a 3 ft long mp3 player.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

Its inside a mag, not the gun.  Looks like a 10 round Dragunov mag, I think?

If nothing else, I suppose it is sort of clever.
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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2004, 11:29:59 AM »
Does it include the thong?
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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2004, 04:20:46 PM »
Kind of expensive for an MP3 Player. Would be a lot better if it were built into the stock.
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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2004, 05:10:01 PM »
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by USMC-Greg</i>
<br />Kind of expensive for an MP3 Player. Would be a lot better if it were built into the stock.
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No Greg, that would be dorky.  

"Hey guys!  Check out my VLTOR MOD-P3 player!"

reply:  "Get outta here, Nard!

conversely...
"Hey, baby!  Wanna try out my 10-round Russkie Tunes?"

reply:  "Your place or mine, hot stud?"


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The new AK-MP3
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2004, 05:40:29 PM »
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