I figured we needed another fun topic, so how about this: Share your experiences with crappy or otherwise useless gear. Also, make comments here about gear that you find is just too funny to use[
]. Make sure to try to include brand and model.
Note: Please don't get offended if someone mentions a piece of your gear here . . . but please do tell what you've liked about it!
I figure this'll help myself, the new guys, as well as provide an outlet for all you gear whores out there[
]!