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Michael Vick pledged allegiance to Al Qaida
« on: August 14, 2007, 03:10:39 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html

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Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.â€￾

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,â€￾ Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

FOXNews.com attempted to contact Vick, but neither he nor his spokesman could be reached for comment.

Vick's attorneys, meanwhile, are negotiating a plea deal with federal prosecutors before new dogfighting charges are filed next week, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

No plea agreement involving Atlanta Falcons quarterback Vick has been filed, according to the court clerk, FOX News has learned.

Vick was accused of being involved in a dogfighting ring called "Bad Newz Kennels" run on property he owned in Surry County, Va. In late July, Vick pleaded not guilty to conspiracy to travel in interstate commerce in aid of unlawful activities, and conspiring to sponsor a dog in an animal fighting venture in a Richmond, Va., court.

Vick could reach an agreement ahead of new charges expected to come down next week after two more of Vick's three co-defendants prepare to enter guilty pleas later this week. By reaching a plea agreement, Vick could avoid any additional charges.
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« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2007, 03:16:09 PM »
Is that much money even legal. Or even allowed to be typed..  :shock:
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« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2007, 03:22:48 PM »
ROFL.

I had Austin Powers stuck in my head when I read that headline.  It's almost like Fox wasn't sure what to do with it either.
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« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2007, 04:25:33 PM »
So do they actually mean $63,000,000,000 or $63,000,000,000,000,000,000?
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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2007, 04:26:24 PM »
SIXTY THREE BILLION BILLION
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« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2007, 06:04:11 PM »
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Is that much money even legal. Or even allowed to be typed..  :shock:


Nope.  The 43rd Ammendment specifically outlaws typing the value of 63you-know-what in any context whatsoever.
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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2007, 06:04:41 PM »
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So do they actually mean $63,000,000,000 or $63,000,000,000,000,000,000?


reminds me of that mole song... six point oh two two, times ten!, to the twenty third...

I know I would like a mole of dollars.
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« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2007, 06:08:27 PM »
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63you-know-what


What is this Harry Potter?
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« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2007, 06:20:15 PM »
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So do they actually mean $63,000,000,000 or $63,000,000,000,000,000,000?

reminds me of that mole song... six point oh two two, times ten!, to the twenty third...

I know I would like a mole of dollars.


we had a mole day party in chemistry class in high school
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« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2007, 09:45:06 PM »
ok.... forget failure to state a claim upon which relief can be granted... or the fact that even diversity couldn't make this a federal jurisdiction issue.... WTF does Virginia have to do with a South Carolina inmate???

Fucker I can't wait to be done with lawschool... nothing is funny anymore
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« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2007, 11:22:42 PM »
"Oh Really?"

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Somehow I get the feeling he's going to get off cleaner than OJ!
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