Those Navy guys are dangerous.
Yeah, but just like any other slice of society you also have stupid people too.
Reminds me of the time I was doing security at a Captain's Mast and the guy was accused of being UA for a week. He had the balls to tell the captain he didn't have enough gas money to make it back to work for an entire week until payday. He said he was 60 miles away in Richmond. It was clearly obvious he was staying somewhere and didn't feel like coming into work. So the line of question went like this...
Captain: "Where did you sleep?"
Sailor: "I slept in my car."
Captain: "For a week?"
Sailor: "Yes sir."
Captain: "What did you eat during that week?"
Sailor: "I had two sandwiches in the car."
Captain: "..."
Sailor: "..."
Captain: "Two sandwiches?"
Sailor: "Yes sir."
Captain: "..."
Sailor: "..."
Captain: "So you want me to believe you lived and slept in your car for a week, having only two sandwiches to eat?"
Sailor: "Yes sir."
Captain: "..."
Sailor: "..."
Captain: "Do you think I'm an idiot?"
Sailor: "No sir."
Captain: "Obviously you do."