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Economic Stimulus Payments
« on: April 16, 2008, 12:35:19 PM »
So what are you fellow taxpayers going spend your $300-$600 (or $1200 for you lucky stiffs who are married) on?

I'm looking to either put that towards either another SAW type AEG or some kind of 6.8mm rifle.
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Re: Economic Stimulus Payments
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2008, 01:22:54 PM »
Quote from: "deathbydanish"
So what are you fellow taxpayers going spend your $300-$600 (or $1200 for you lucky stiffs who are married) on?

I'm looking to either put that towards either another SAW type AEG or some kind of 6.8mm rifle.


Cool, a most certainly sure, "18-and-over-thread" (Im still sure we'll hear, "My parents/close relative/friend plan on............" )

This lucky :roll:  stiff, gets to pay off unwanted "expenses", and a passenger seat for the Harley. No more airsoft stuff!
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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2008, 02:13:28 PM »
Have no idea if I am even eligible for it, but I might spend it on a new monitor.  When is it supposed to be paid out?

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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2008, 02:42:24 PM »
Depending on when I get it, I will probably be spending it to pay the other taxes....   :roll:
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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2008, 02:56:13 PM »
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Have no idea if I am even legible for it, but I might spend it on a new monitor.  When is it supposed to be paid out?


They will be mailed out next month, as long as you paid taxes you should be good to go.
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« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2008, 03:03:54 PM »
I am going help our economy (which borrows from China) to by goods (which are made in China). The flow of money is going stimulate our economy (which I mean China when I say our) and raise us out of recession.

On the other hand, might as well take advantage of some extra cash, if the government didn't decide to waste money this way they would of just chosen something else retarded like a bridge to no where... At least this way we get some quick pleasure.
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« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2008, 03:18:16 PM »
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I am going help our economy (which borrows from China) to by goods (which are made in China). The flow of money is going stimulate our economy (which I mean China when I say our) and raise us out of recession.

On the other hand, might as well take advantage of some extra cash, if the government didn't decide to waste money this way they would of just chosen something else retarded like a bridge to no where... At least this way we get some quick pleasure.


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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2008, 03:51:59 PM »
My wife wants to save it :( :oops:  :oops:  :roll:
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Re: Economic Stimulus Payments
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2008, 03:53:19 PM »
Quote from: "deathbydanish"
So what are you fellow taxpayers going spend your $300-$600 (or $1200 for you lucky stiffs who are married) on?

I'm looking to either put that towards either another SAW type AEG or some kind of 6.8mm rifle.



I wouldn't call anyone very "lucky" by being married and getting $1200  ;)
Just kidding married people!!  :P


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« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2008, 04:11:22 PM »
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My wife wants to save it :( :oops:  :oops:  :roll:


She is clearly a communist terrorist facist, because the prez told us to spend it on stuff.  A bank is not stuff.  You are clearly aiding and abbeting, and will soon have the newly form Homeland Security SYFM team on your ass.
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« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2008, 10:46:05 PM »
I plan on spending mine on various gun stuff.  Probably ammo. :D
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« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2008, 10:59:54 PM »
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I am even legible for


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« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2008, 09:18:54 AM »
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I am even legible for

womp womp


Quite possibly the most ironic edit I have ever had to make...
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« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2008, 10:17:07 AM »
I submit that it was such.

I WANTED to put toward paying off my credit card... but that sort of defeats the purpose right? I mean we're supposed to be "stimulating" the economy, right?

 I'll decide what I want to quickly and irresponsibly spend it on once I get it.
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« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2008, 10:22:23 AM »
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I submit that it was such.

I WANTED to put toward paying off my credit card... but that sort of defeats the purpose right? I mean we're supposed to be "stimulating" the economy, right?

 I'll decide what I want to quickly and irresponsibly spend it on once I get it.


Good choice.  Credit card companies thrive off of people NOT making larger payments, rather small, or minimum payments.  Excellent choice in supporting your American economy.  

I suggest going straight to Vegas.  600 dollars?  Most likely it will be gone in a few hours, prompting your drunk ass to take out MORE money and spend it on the economy.  Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, consumer whore style.  

Thanks for supporting America.
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