No good moose stories guys, but I do have a porcupine story...
We used to play at a "prison" in Wasilla (now demolished). The prison was one large building, about 30 meters across and 10 meters wide, facing a smaller building that was about 15X7m. There was a little cover but not much in between the buildings. In both buildings there was TONS of cover, plus vents, holes in the walls, tunnels, access to roofs, water silos.... it was a blast.
There was a tunnel that runs between the two buildings. It was very dark and small, but if you go through it you were almost certainly going to sneak up on an enemy and possibly take the opposing building stealthily. I told my friend Zach to go through the tunnel to help me clear out some enemies bunkered in the opposite building. So Zach climbed in, and I watched for enemies trying to cross the distance between the buildings. I go over to the entrance of the tunnel and shout to Zach if he's ok or not.
Suddenly, I hear a yell and Zach comes streaking out of the tunnel, sliding on his back pushing with his legs. I ask him, "What happened?"
Zach says, "I was going through the tunnel, and I shine my light up to make sure there weren't any pipes in my way, and this porcupine rears up on its legs and hisses at me! Like something out of the movie Alien!"
I laughed and then asked, "Where is your gun Zach?".
He looks at me, and then looks down the tunnel. "Oh s**t. Uhh, can you go and get it for me?"