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You know your addicted to airsoft when.......
« on: May 09, 2008, 04:10:48 PM »
You have a box of broken "spare parts" because you never know when you'll need them.

When someone shouts "Watch out!" You reach for your secondary and start looking for what direction to return fire

When you've spent more money on your Boots than your daily shoes

When you wear Combat boots and blue jeans daily.

If you spent $400+ on an EOtech sight and $200 on your weapon.

You know the exact diameter of a high quality BB (Excel is 5.98mm BTW)

When you go into a gun shop your looking for accessories for your Airsoft guns, not your real rifles.

You own at least 1 Blackhawk or Camelbak product.

You can talk for hours about different AEG parts and game scenarios.

The money you spent on BB's cost as much as or more than your gun.

You take your tac-light to a camp out.

You complain about waking up at 8:00 on a Wednesday to go to school but have no problem waking up a 6:00 on a Saturday to go to an airsoft game.

You see a gun in a movie you say to yourself, “That would make an awesome airsoft gun.â€￾

You've spent more time in the local Airsoft shop than on dates with women.

You track your airsoft UPS shipment every 5 mins to see if its at your doorstep yet.

When you spend more money on airsoft than your wife.

When you put a tracer system on a Glock 19

When you have to buy a storage unit just to hold all your gear.

When your neighbors bring over a bag of 4,000 bbs that they found in there yard while pulling weeds. (long story)

You run CQB missions through your house. (it was very fun)

Order a case of .25 and .20 bbs from Airsoftgi all for yourself.

When you walk outside and all the cats run underneath cars.   :twisted:


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« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2008, 04:42:01 PM »
When you complain about being tired from work, but have no problem carrying 30 lbs of gear the next day at a game.

When there are no birds on your part of the street.

When you own enough guns to have 1 in every room of the house.

When you start refering to your house as, "Base Camp."

When you take better care of your guns than your pets.

When you refer to your weapon as, "your other half."

When your guns have better names than your children.
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I\'ve touched that gun with my hand which had touched my penis. I hope you did not touch your mouth after touching that gun. That would mean your had put part of my penis in your mouth.

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« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2008, 04:50:45 PM »
When you spend more time at your job lurking and posting mindless banter on AirsoftArizona than you spend working.
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« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2008, 04:53:41 PM »
LOL that some funny stuff there Tyler.

When your guns combined costs more than your car parked outside

When you test your brand new M203 on your self from 8 feet away

When the severly obesed guys out run the younger guys

When your tac light dies and you duct tape a flashlight to your barrel

When you have enough gear to supply your whole team
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« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2008, 04:54:17 PM »
LOL that some funny stuff there Tyler.

When your guns combined costs more than your car parked outside

When you test your brand new M203 on your self from 8 feet away

When the severly obesed guys out run the younger guys

When your tac light dies and you duct tape a flashlight to your barrel

When you have enough gear to supply your whole team
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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2008, 05:12:30 PM »
When you have more room in your closet devoted to airsoft gear than clothes

When you sit in class plotting ways you could be improving the performance of your guns to yourself (you don't want anybody to take your ideas)

When your friends' parents threaten to throw away your guns

When you use more gas for going to airsoft stores and games than you do for anything else

When your parents think that your 12-year-old dog is catching more birds than ever

When almost the only exercise you get is from weekly airsoft games

When people start noticing the dents in the walls of your house

When you have so many guns laying around that you wake up next to an AK 47 and step on an M9 on the way to the toilet

When you keep your old cotton clothes for cleaning your barrel

When the bumps on your face are really welts
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« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2008, 05:19:43 PM »
when you consider spending 550 dollars on a case you can strap to your motorcycle to carry your 300 dollar gun to a game safely
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« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2008, 05:27:53 PM »
Christmas List:

TM 14
M16 Hi-Caps
.25 BBs
Glock 19 Mag
Tac Light/Laser combo
Oakley Sand Goggles

When your dad and mom has a M15A4

Your family reunion involves airsoft

When your neighbors called the cops on you more than once

When the squirrels attack you once you step outside

when you can see little circles of the color that your house was painted before last.
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« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2008, 06:03:52 PM »
When your schedule revolves around airsoft games, not the other way around.

When you clean (car, clothes, bedroom etc.) and you find BB's in the most unlikely places.

When you have surplus store phone numbers memorized.

When you are more comfortable wearing earth tones than shades.

When you watch Ironman and cry at the Aimpoint Magnifier behind the ACOG on the G36C.
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« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2008, 06:10:07 PM »
When you turn on your Xbox and you hear pellets being flung around inside
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TM P90 red dot
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TM Hi-Capa M.R.P.
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« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2008, 07:39:23 PM »
When doing a load of laundry, you find BBs in the dryer lint trap.
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« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2008, 08:01:06 PM »
When you use the computer to look up airsoft stuff instead of doing "important" homework.
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« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2008, 08:15:11 PM »
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When you use the computer to look up airsoft stuff instead of doing "important" homework.


You know whats so funny is that I have done that countless times, now back to that important paper. :lol:
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« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2008, 08:21:12 PM »
Where your "Circle" is only team mates.

When the mail man is afraid to deliver mail.

Not sure if said,  When the FedEx delievery man knows you by first name.

When your on a road trip and all that you could think of is wow that place would be cool to play at.

Drive by a trailer park and start devising a plan to raid the place

your dad asks if you want to mount your gatling gun to the jeep.   :twisted:

you eat easymac for 4 months to afford to go to lion claws.

The sound of BB's flying by your head calms you down.

Thats all for now.
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Re: You know your addicted to airsoft when.......
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2008, 09:19:06 PM »
When you have two crappy pistols in the car just to shoot the person next to you. (long story)
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