Ok, Stud Award for you, Nuke. (needs some Arizona Pinstriping, though)..
All kidding aside, it does really bug me when I see nothing but pristine trucks that never get used.
Had a chat with my old Captain when he bought a Hummer H3, was asking what he liked to do with his spare time, and if he was into offroading, or what, that justified the purchase of such an off-road capable fuel guzzler.
He replied, "golf".