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Offline MicrowvbleTurtle

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The Army transformed me into this:
« on: December 29, 2006, 11:52:11 PM »
I'm the kid on the left.  It's amazing what the Army does for you now-a-days.

http://www.airsoftretreat.com/gallery/d ... defend.jpg

With all that tactical training I learned how to best set up my sniper rifle mp5 killer delta boom boom thingamagig.


Airsoft retreat is so entertaining it's rediculous...
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Offline Vince

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Re: The Army transformed me into this:
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2006, 11:53:10 PM »
Quote from: "MicrowvbleTurtle"
I'm the kid on the left.  It's amazing what the Army does for you now-a-days.






The Army issued you a fuckin invisibility field generator? Bullshit, you haven't even gotten to shoot the maser cannon yet.

Dumbass, I SEE THROUGH YOUR LIES[/color].

(You can't hotlink the picture. You gotta drag/drop. I hope they taught you how to use that Masterkey. It's obvious you qualified expert on the Krylon range.)
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2006, 11:58:39 PM »
They're not lies.  

I have a patch that says "Maser Cannon Certified A+" but it's not velcro so I can't put it on.
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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2006, 12:07:25 AM »
Dude, the link is bad...
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« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2006, 12:09:11 AM »
Quote from: "MicrowvbleTurtle"
They're not lies.  

I have a patch that says "Maser Cannon Certified A+" but it's not velcro so I can't put it on.


See. More lies.

That patch would never be authorized.
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« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2006, 12:09:56 AM »
OMG, bad link!

Fun while it lasted.

And no, it probably wouldn't.  Hell, I got my buddy to purchase a pair of Oakley SIs and he can't even wear those.  

Before we left for Exodus he was like, "Drill Sergeant, are these boots authorized for me to wear?"

DS:  "Fuck no."

Friend:  "Yes Drill Sergeant.  I'll just wait till I go to Iraq."
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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2006, 06:05:48 AM »
Here I fixed the link for ya.



Graduation Photo

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« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2006, 11:03:45 PM »
will i look like that if i join the army?
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« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2006, 11:22:10 AM »
makes me glad i joined the Marines....why would you need a scope on an mp5 (its a petpeev sorry)
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« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2006, 06:43:37 PM »
I'm glad you joined the Marines too.

Maybe I should put up a real picture...
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« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2006, 08:18:29 PM »
Yes Please do.
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« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2006, 08:35:53 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2007, 11:46:27 AM »
a sea of issued black berets....

on legs no less.....


Nonetheless....  thank you for your service.

RLTW
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« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2007, 01:45:19 PM »
You look like you just got attacked by the drill sergeants, and are on the lookout for another. God damned scared privates :D.
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« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2007, 03:08:06 PM »
Good Job Man!
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