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Offline HavHav

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« on: September 24, 2003, 07:53:54 PM »
That female must me thinking about me! Funny stuff!
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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2003, 08:00:27 PM »
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by HavHav</i>
<br />That female must me thinking about me!
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Actually, I think that comment is funnier than the joke!!! [}:)] Thanks, HavHav!!
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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2003, 08:41:40 PM »
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Pancho</i>
<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by HavHav</i>
<br />That female must me thinking about me!
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Actually, I think that comment is funnier than the joke!!! [}:)] Thanks, HavHav!!
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ROFL.... no comment
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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2003, 09:53:19 PM »
See?! John agrees!! LOL
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« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2003, 11:15:53 PM »
I try my best! Seems they all hate me though! I dont ever find out why though...............
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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2003, 07:18:52 AM »
You mean 3rd testicle. I had a 4th but was involved in a freak fishing accident!
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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2003, 07:26:11 AM »
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by HavHav</i>
<br />You mean 3rd testicle. I had a 4th but was involved in a freak fishing accident!
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">WHOOOA! Too much info, Matt!
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« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2003, 02:56:52 PM »
Okay guys, are you TRYING to turn me on?  Because....
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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2003, 03:29:03 PM »
Shem, if that turns you on...well, I am speechless!
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« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2003, 03:33:36 PM »
I have difficulty being turned on! *Sigh* Stupid fishing accident!
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« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2003, 05:54:37 PM »
Funny Joke Pancho, but Ya'll is just wrong with the rest of this stuff, Just plain wrong[V][V]
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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2003, 07:19:26 PM »
OK Matt I am avoiding you at school dude...
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« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2003, 07:25:32 PM »
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by SgtQuicksilver</i>
<br />OK Matt I am avoiding you at school dude...
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">ROFL!!!
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Joke that was emailed to me
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2003, 07:31:32 PM »
Hope you like this, I got a chuckle out of it:

FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end, and never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen.


MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with perky boobs who owns a liquor store.
Amen.
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