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Ninjas or Pirates?
« on: March 27, 2005, 09:54:31 PM »
To settle this once and for all...
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« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2005, 09:58:25 PM »
Pirates. They are way sweeter than ninjas.
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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2005, 10:01:54 PM »
But which are better in an airsoft battle? Ninja's swimming, or the airsoft Pirate Dingy ;-), Arrrg!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2005, 10:04:11 PM »
Chicks dig ninjas....Then again, Pirates have extra wood.

Which, in the monsoon season, will get wet and definatly warp....therefore......

NINJAS!
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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2005, 10:11:09 PM »
Well, I picked Ninjas because there are bad pirates.... Like Butt Pirates and they suck. Pluss there are no butt Ninjas so the choice is obvious. Also Ninjas sneak around and kill people and Pirates are just .. argg.
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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2005, 10:34:35 PM »
**bad sound tracking, & behind typeing

****person talking about ninja's %%bad dubbing%%
*Ho ***god ****damn *** pirates** them ** and their*### cannonball filled ships** that sink alot.**

NINJA's all the way. slient ass kickers.. honor the imperal empire!! jokeing.

* ps trying to be funny, makeing fun of the bad dubbing of old asian movies.
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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2005, 10:40:09 PM »
Ninjas. End of story.
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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2005, 10:48:32 PM »
I was backpacking on the Channel Islands over Spring Break and saw a pirate ship anchored off of Santa Cruz Island:



My vote be goin' to ye Pirates, arggghhh!
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« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2005, 09:35:48 AM »
Ninjas! They'll sneak on the pirate's ship and kill all those bastards before they can say "ARRRRG!" 8)
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« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2005, 09:43:16 AM »
Do ninjas have cool flags that Navy SEALs wear, and do they make hot babes walk the plank?

Didn't think so.

Because, when it all comes down to it, when you take away a Ninjas black outfit and throwing stars, he's just another crazy Asian guy with too much caffeine in his system!
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« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2005, 10:33:13 AM »
Quote from: "azsarge"
Do ninjas have cool flags that Navy SEALs wear, and do they make hot babes walk the plank?

Didn't think so.

Because, when it all comes down to it, when you take away a Ninjas black outfit and throwing stars, he's just another crazy Asian guy with too much caffeine in his system!
Kind of reminds me of someone.... ;)
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« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2005, 01:18:50 PM »
Ninjas, cause.. they have both their legs and all the teeth.. and both eyes.. pirates don't!
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« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2005, 04:59:12 PM »
** azsarge wrote:
Do ninjas have cool flags that Navy SEALs wear, and do they make hot babes walk the plank?

Didn't think so.

Because, when it all comes down to it, when you take away a Ninjas black outfit and throwing stars, he's just another crazy Asian guy with too much caffeine in his system! **

lol next time ill throw ninja stars instead of bb's ...
but that same asian built your pc, smartass~ and all your electronics.
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« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2005, 05:06:02 PM »
1. Ninjas can't do offshore bombardment with sweet cannons, like pirates can.

2. Ninjas get shot in the face by 30 pirates when they attack.

3. Ninjas wear black, and that isn't tactical.

4. Ninjas don't have birds that talk mad crap.

5. Pirates are just after some "booty". Ninjas are indecisive, and don't know what they want.

6. Ninjas don't say anything, becuase they are sissies, and don't want people to realize they sound like a 12 year old boy, with no testicles. Pirates always say "yarg" in a sweet voice.

7. Never seen a ninja babe. Therefore, ninjas must be hermaphrodites(sp?).

Overall, i'm saying ninjas suck. Its all about pirates.
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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2005, 05:10:32 PM »
Ian, you put way too much thought into that one. Matt did this start cause of the Ninja discussion on the way down the mountain on saturday? And Ron's "airsoft dingy"?

Althought funny, nothing was funnier than Ian's out of race moments. Or when he got shot in the face on camera, the face not the penis.
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