1. Ninjas can't do offshore bombardment with sweet cannons, like pirates can.
2. Ninjas get shot in the face by 30 pirates when they attack.
3. Ninjas wear black, and that isn't tactical.
4. Ninjas don't have birds that talk mad crap.
5. Pirates are just after some "booty". Ninjas are indecisive, and don't know what they want.
6. Ninjas don't say anything, becuase they are sissies, and don't want people to realize they sound like a 12 year old boy, with no testicles. Pirates always say "yarg" in a sweet voice.
7. Never seen a ninja babe. Therefore, ninjas must be hermaphrodites(sp?).
Overall, i'm saying ninjas suck. Its all about pirates.