You are safe from my avenging scimatar, my Oriental comrade.. I will share my Dagga and nan with you... And if we should become martyrs, you may also share my 100 virgins in Paradise!
GREAT SATAN PICKS THE SAND FLEAS OFF THE CAMEL'S SCROTUM!
Alaaaaaaaah u Akbarrrrrrrr!
Salaam Alekum
Cheeep......