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Offline gixser13

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For all you Zombie hunters out there
« on: February 04, 2006, 02:06:42 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2006, 02:46:52 PM »
I own it. Read it 4 times through.
i have added little things in the margins and labled it as my bible.
my favorite part is the recorded attacks. most recent was apparently in 2002. but you dont have to order it online, i got mine at barns and noble for 13 bucks. thats the one in northern tucson.

Good buy! very very interesting and you get hooked very easily.

arm yourself with knowledge, get this greeat read.
 
a little treat for you people

Top 10 tips for surviving a zombie attack-
1. organize before they rise
2. they feel no fear, why should you?
3.use your head: cut off theirs
4. blades dont need reloading
5. ideal protection=tight clothes, short hair
6. get up the staircase, then destroy it
7. get out of the car, get onto the bike
8. keep moving, keep low, keep quite, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer
10. the zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2006, 11:33:21 PM »
Yeah I bought the book when the remade Dawn of the Dead movie came out. Even though its fake, I still think its got some good survivalist type advice.
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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2006, 11:42:37 PM »
Especially if you trek around Haiti.. 8)

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« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2006, 11:58:41 PM »
That book is F***ing amazing ive read it cover to cover 3 times and i know for a fact im ready for zombie invasion. My favorite rule is Blades dont need reloading.
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2006, 12:21:50 AM »
Yea, blades don't need reloading but you can't cut someone with a sword 100yds away.
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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2006, 12:31:59 AM »
Chuck Norris would use his round house kicks to stop the Zombie invasion I'm sure.
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2006, 09:29:53 AM »
Naw... Chuck would be busy ripping his massive tuft of chest hairs out with the slithering double-wrapped bandoliers of ammo as they feed into his one-hand held M60, ratatatatatatatatat~~~~~~~~~~~
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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2006, 09:55:52 AM »
I'm afraid the belts would break as his mighty chest hair rips the ammo apart - he'd have to switch to a MAC-10 in each hand, which would never run out of ammo because they are afraid of his wrath should they fail him.
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« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2006, 11:49:54 AM »
A zombie invasion is a grand time indeed.

It is a time when you can walk up to the people who you really did not agree with in life, blow them away with the largest rifle you could get your hands on, and do so just because you say "He was a zombie dude! He lunged at me!" But he wasnt.
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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2006, 04:42:02 PM »
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-The-End-"]A zombie invasion is a grand time indeed.

It is a time when you can walk up to the people who you really did not agree with in life, blow them away with the largest rifle you could get your hands on, and do so just because you say "He was a zombie dude! He lunged at me!" But he wasnt.


This is a whole nother issue entirely :roll: true the blades range is sorta low, and I would a rifle over a blade most of the time but it is just a good rule to remeber in an emergency zombie invasion scenario.

And what would come of the world if Chuck Norris became a zombie the ramafications would be unimaginable.
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« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2006, 08:40:07 PM »
Best thing to do is carry both a rifle AND a machete!

as for Zombie Chuck, pray for mercy from his wrath....
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« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2006, 08:46:03 PM »
Whats the best Zomblie Flick of all time?



I always like the Return of the living dead 1&2 but after that they went downhill
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« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2006, 09:01:32 PM »
Only ones i have seen are dawn of the dead (original and remake), day of the dead, night of the living dead, land of the dead, 28 days later (not completely a zombie film) and Shaun of the Dead. The one i liked best out of these had to be the original Dawn of the Dead.
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« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2006, 10:36:38 PM »
BTW, do any of you play Urban Dead?  It's a pretty cool free zombie apocalypse MMORPG.  It's a bare-bones browser based game, but it's really fun.
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