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Offline gixser13

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The Mall Ninja Apptitude Test
« on: March 02, 2006, 11:39:01 PM »
This came off our big brohter site. I scored a 33%

the first question blow me away

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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2006, 11:55:42 PM »
I got a 51% does that make me a whack job?
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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2006, 12:00:57 AM »
the higher the score the more likely your a mall ninja

A term used in forums to mean an unexperienced and enthusiastic weapon(usually a firearm)owner who pretends to be a seasoned operator. The phrase came about as a result of an over the top character in a famous satirical thread.
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2006, 12:04:02 AM »
Eh, i did it anyways... i was bored.

I scored 39 %
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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2006, 01:17:40 AM »
33%!!!
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2006, 01:28:17 AM »
23%.......
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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2006, 07:32:30 AM »
Only a 29%... I guess I need a new black trenchcoat and some throwing stars before I can be truly 1337!

BTW, how can you write "Your ideal pistol would be a..." and not list a 1911?  What a loser...  :D
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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2006, 03:59:02 PM »
I got a 33%
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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2006, 04:11:09 PM »
I guess Im 39% mall ninja. sh*t!
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2006, 04:59:06 PM »
I got 50%, maybe because I own throwing stars?
Hell I dont know about a MALL Ninja, I used to be a MALL Pig, who tossed gang bangers, and morons OUT of the local malls.


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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2006, 05:26:19 PM »
......26%   -And I used to work as a Mall Nazi, too (Metrocenter Security)

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« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2006, 07:11:57 PM »
66%, wow, didn't see that coming. Must be the writer is down on the AR-15 because I own no ninja supplies, no trench, etc. Didn't see that coming.

I kinda was thinking that mall ninja was like a civillian equivelent to a PX Ranger. That said I don't know any stores in the mall that sell ninja gear.
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« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2006, 09:27:44 PM »
26% bitches, a pointy stick>you.
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